In a world where warriors wield swords, these warriors wield faith, courage, and their mamas’ wisdom—and trust me, that’s way more dangerous. The Stripling Warriors from the Book of Mormon are here, and they’re not just defending their land… they’re defending their moms' honor.

When the Lamanites thought they could shake ‘em with a ‘Yo mama so fat’ joke, they had no idea what was coming. One warrior stepped up and, with divine confidence, fired back: “My mama might need two tents, but she’s spiritually swole!” And thus, a battle of epic proportions began.

Led by Helaman, these boys weren’t trained in war, but their faith was unshakable. Raised on scripture, motherly pep talks, and casserole-fueled courage, they took to the battlefield outnumbered—but never out-faithed. The odds? Ridiculous. The faith? Unmatched. The power of a mother’s love? Unstoppable.

So, grab your sandals and prepare for the most righteous showdown in ancient history. Because when mama’s boys fight for truth, the Lamanites don’t stand a chance.